Just recently, my little niece got into musicals, thanks to the disney channel. She sung her heart out during lunch, with her lola’s ipod sitting on her lap. Being the self-aggrandizing uncle that I am, I tried to influence her with my knowledge of musicals by making her watch Fame. Thirty or so minutes of spontaneous singing and dancing later, she walked out of the movie because she said it was boring. You call a bunch of kids instanly breaking out in song, for no reason, boring?

Feeling obsolete and defeated, I resumed the movie. Oh well, you just can’t beat cartoons.


 If I were the guy inside the car, I’d be shootin’ these kids